What Would A Manly Man Do?

Wazpy 07-07-2005 08:09 PM
The prostitutes refuse to let him pay for their services. They pay him.
Buck Buck #1 07-07-2005 08:16 PM
Then he gets bored and challenges Vin Diesel to a wrestling match, but after a week of non-stop wrestling they decide to join forces and put an end to comunism.
Sir Nise 07-07-2005 08:26 PM
They end up biting the heads off of all of the poverty laiden people in China, Korea, and Russia beacause they're not manly enough to have money.
Fujiko 07-08-2005 04:52 PM
He makes sure to take the cows of the ones he killed, inject them with cheddar and pepperjack cheese and fry them, so that he can have them as an appetizer. He then decides what he wants for dinner
X Prime 07-08-2005 05:16 PM
Deciding he wants seafood, the manly man strips naked and proceeds to descend into ocean depths. While dealing with pressures that would crush high-tech submarines like sardine cans, the manly man would wrestle with three giant squids at once. He would win easily, then drag them all by the tentacles to the nearest grill with one hand. He would swim to the surface by wiggling his ears.
Wazpy 07-08-2005 05:23 PM
When facing a giant quid that he can not easily defeat, a manly man will take a few injuries on purpose. Chicks dig guys with wounds. He would surface on a cruise ship, tell a beautiful girl he faught it just to save her, although he has no feelings for anything. When he's done with her, he'll jump back into the ocean to recover the squid for dinner. He would walk out onto a crowded beach where everyone stares at a bloody man dragging a giant squid out of the water.
BethMcBeth 07-09-2005 10:58 AM
While dragging a giant dead squid out of the water, a manly man would then do that slow motion bay watch strut and shake his wet hair out and flip his head up. After doing that he would smile all perky like and sweep the next lifeguard babe off of her feet.
Fujiko 07-09-2005 01:09 PM
he then starts a conversation with his car.

hehe, j/k

After a night with this lifeguard babe, he finally gets her number, and promises to call. He never does.
088nd 07-09-2005 01:48 PM
Manly man wants to go to china. He procedes to bite his way through the earth and reach china.
Jeff 07-09-2005 02:36 PM
Unbeknowist to him, Manly Man reaches China just in time for the Chinese New Year! Mistakenly, he beats the crap out of all the people dressed up as dragons, thinking they were real dragons. Upon realizing this, he breaks everyones jaw who witnessed this so they can never tell a soul, because manly men never makes mistakes. Later on, he comes up with a solution to end communism in China, and China becomes a democracy! The solution is so manly that if anyone even remotely unmanly were to hear it, their entire body would collapse, so its best not to say it here.
088nd 07-09-2005 09:35 PM
He then eats the entire country of China. He had cravings for Chinese.
Mike 07-09-2005 10:48 PM
But he's just hungry again an hour later. So he chops up the giant squid and turns it all into calimari.
evanASF27 07-09-2005 10:50 PM
A manly man would say "stand back please" as he sees his nemisis outside the window, and then take out a giant machine gun and blast away at a psychotic villain.

And of course after disposing of said villain would then return to eating said calamari.

((uhh heh...I gotta read the fine print before postin in these threads >.>))
Shaoblane 07-09-2005 11:36 PM
He would pour bottle upon bottle of hot sauce upon said calamari. Then add a guatemalan insanity pepper. The only sign of suffering he would show is one single cough.
Ace of Spades 07-10-2005 12:18 AM
After eating such Calamari, he'd drink an entire barrel of Mountain Dew.
Sir Nise 07-10-2005 01:21 AM
But it'd be hard moutain dew....100 proof.
CablesInside 07-10-2005 01:53 AM
the 100 proof is to get him warmed up for 210 proof mountain dew
he invented the 210 proof mountain dew because pure ethanol simply didnt have enough of a kick, plus mountain dew is great

(PS i know about how proofs work, don't say what's possible, and impossible)
Diverse Considerations 07-10-2005 09:59 AM
Manly man would then fall asleep and wake up with no hangover. Instead, he would wake up with a refreshing minty flavour in his mouth and then proceed to find seven bloody marys and a pig, which he will slaughter for bacon to eat with any left over calamari.
BethMcBeth 07-10-2005 11:03 AM
After a very hearty breakfast a manly man would then belch as loud and long as possible hoping to break half the windows on the street and then he would contuine to beat mailboxes with a baseball bat.
CablesInside 07-10-2005 02:51 PM
he doesnt beat the mailboxes because he;s a miscreant, and wants to break things but because he replaces them with his super mega mailbox
complete with motion sensor laser, and car washer, among other functions
the ones he replaces are promo deals, and are advertising for people to buy more of them
because the manly man is an industrialist