What Would A Manly Man Do?

Shaoblane 07-06-2005 10:33 PM
Then he'd pee on it.
088nd 07-06-2005 10:36 PM
After relieving himself on the rotting corpse of the whale, he'd blow it up with dynamite, and catch the pieces of falling whale flesh with little childrens' faces.
Mike 07-06-2005 11:25 PM
He would then deep-fry all the pieces of flesh and then eat them. Then he would eat the internal organs.
Buck Buck #1 07-06-2005 11:29 PM
Then he'd go beat up some vegetarians, using live cows as bludgeons.
Shaoblane 07-06-2005 11:31 PM
Then he'd do what all real men do-put on a pink skirt and dance around.
Travis Bickle 07-06-2005 11:41 PM
After pwning the vegetarians, he'd seek out the raw vegans as his next target, and beat them with slabs of beef.
Green_Bird 07-07-2005 12:29 AM
He would then ride a bear to the local Wal-Mart and buy some knives, guns and other assorted weapons. He would then use those newly acquired weapons to fend off even more monsters that ambushed him after he walked passed a bunch of boxes that someone parked at the end of an aisle. But fighting these monsters is just another day in the life of a manly man!

Lame I know...but that's all I could think of....
Buck Buck #1 07-07-2005 02:00 AM
Then he would use his magical fire breath to roast the monsters, and then unhinge his jaw and swallow them whole.
088nd 07-07-2005 08:35 AM
Like any manly man, he would get acid reflux from eating all these monsters, and he would begin to endorse Nexium. However, he would change the color of the pill from purple to black with a skull and crossbones. That's pretty manly.
Sir Nise 07-07-2005 10:34 AM
A week later, his endorsing would cease due to his conclusion that endorsemnts are for cheerleaders. He would then discover that one of the cuts that he got from fighting various dangerous beings, was actually a dimensional portal. He would go throough and start shooting things with triple-barrle shotguns!
Big Money 07-07-2005 11:26 AM
The triple-barreled shotguns would shoot dynamite.
088nd 07-07-2005 11:33 AM
The new dimension would be filled with little kids, all clammoring for attention and yelling in annoying voices. The only way out for our Manly Man would to be kneeing all the little kids in the face, while simultaneously punching and drinking beer.
Shaoblane 07-07-2005 02:34 PM
Then he'd whine and complain about ripping his tutu, and like any man, he doesn't know how to fix it. Screw pink, real men wear dresses.
Travis Bickle 07-07-2005 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Shaoblane
Then he'd whine and complain about ripping his tutu, and like any man, he doesn't know how to fix it. Screw pink, real men wear dresses.

Real men do not wear skirts. You are not a real man. Please, stop the spam.

The manly man would then wake up, realizing this was all a dream, but still remain somewhat tired. So he downed 2 30 packs of beer and punched himself back to sleep.
088nd 07-07-2005 02:55 PM
Waking up at 1 p.m., the man would make a healthy trip to the grocery store. Real men don't know how to shop though, so he would begin by telling the nearest woman to buy groceries for him. He would then procede to give her his address, so she could deliver the groceries to his house when she was done. Real men don't grocery shop.
Fujiko 07-07-2005 03:41 PM
The man then realizes that, after 2 days, the woman will not come back with his groceries. He proceeds to cut down more redwoods and destroy random houses with it, looking for the woman, but finds out she doesn't even live in his state.
Shaoblane 07-07-2005 04:57 PM
Now that the redwoods are destroyed the angry OMGWTFBBQ tribe comes running out of somewhere no one has seen before with sharp pointy sticks, angry at the man for destroying the forest. The stop short, however, when he amazes them with his...
Travis Bickle 07-07-2005 05:56 PM
After the terrible realization of the fact that no woman is nearby, the manly man beheads the nearest bear with his chin out of anger.
Sir Nise 07-07-2005 07:01 PM
He then learns that it was a mother bear who had 3 cubs in a cave around the corner. He would then train the bear cubs to be elite snipers with precision skills. He would also train them to fight giant cyborg pandas. And their names would be: Manslaughter, Zoomo, and Tickles.
088nd 07-07-2005 07:10 PM
Except he decides not to. He'd rather eat the bears and sell their furs for prostitutes.