What Would A Manly Man Do?

The Manly Man already has a name.

It is a sound of thunder.

But the manly man is manly enough to fashion for himself his own manly name.

Manly Man also has a last name, but it cannot be pronounced by an unmanly tongue.

An unmanly tounge such as french. He knows romance is for pretty-boys, and although excessively attractive, the manly man is in no way pretty. Ever.

The manly man's facial scars do all of the work of attracting women for him.

Coincidentally, these scars form a pattern resembling a relief map of Uzbekistan.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 Coincidentally, these scars form a pattern resembling a relief map of Uzbekistan.

Wrong. It is the relief map of Uzbekistan that resembles his scars.

A Manly Man fights, but not for love or honor, but for the purity of competition among other manly men. For Many Men can only communicate truely through their own fist.

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Originally posted by Allenby Beardsley A Manly Man fights, but not for love or honor, but for the purity of competition among other manly men. For Manly Men can only communicate truely through their own fist.

Thank you Allenby, and Domon, and Master Asia, and Rain, and George, and Chibodee, and Sai, and Argo... lol

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Manly Man scoffs in the face of danger. Then he rips the face of danger off and makes a burrito with it.

Manly Man is his own Improbability (sp?) Drive. And you can thank "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" for that.

The Manly Man always gets away with it, despite any meddling kids.

The Manly Man's names are the sounds of natural distasters, for only they can even begin to convey the sheer might contained within him. Meddling kids run in terrorz.

On occaision, the Manly Man has been known to take a sissy psuedonym like Arthur to conquer countries. Needless to say, it is quite a challenge.

"Arthur" sucks. A name like Ares or Fionn sounds cooler.

Were the Manly Man so inclined, he could sodomize those pansy ancient gods all day.

However, the Manly Man doesn't bend that way.

it's physically impossible for the manly man to bend things, it's either break or kill.

Manly Man's used to have this problem in which his tattoos drawn with regular ink kept fading every ten thousand years. Now he has tattoos made of ink more powerful than any regular tattoo ink, that which is made of lightning, sunspots, and blackberries that produce an infinite amount of colors (and only Manly Man knows where they are located). They are guaranteed never to fade. Unless Manly Man demands they do.

Upon realizing it was too late to pay for his monthly subscription to "Manly Men Monthly" online, a manly man would punch his computer and kill the Internet. No facking around. He'd then set out to kill all noobs who whined about it, and is offered a free lifetime subscription to said magazine for his good deeds to all of humanity.

Manly Man has anger issues.

Manly man is a rageaholic.

By which I mean he frequently consumes a drink of his own creation called rageahol

rageahol is banned in 579 countries most of which are not on earth