What Would A Manly Man Do?

The words "sword" and "RPG" cannot be used in the same sentence when speaking of Manly Man, as this may potentially be interpreted as him condoning the playing of fantasy role-plays. Such activities, despite any merits they may have in the realm of entertainment, are un-Manly, and are thus frowned upon by the Manly Man.

In response to this, Manly Man renames all RPG weapons as "Mangled Slag Death Cannons" and increases the total Manliness of the earth by 13.48%.

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Originally posted by Chitter-Box-Kat YOU STOLE THAT FROM MYTHBUSTERS AND YOU KNOW IT! XP

You're darn right I stole that from Mythbusters.

The reason is because Manly Man approves of Mythbusters for having all the hallmarks of quality television programming: guns, explosions, meat products, high powered air guns, alcohol, old cars and planes, mechanically repairing old cars and planes, and using over complicated devices to creation explosions of all sizes.

Manly Man also respects Jamie's crisp white shirt and Adam's fedora, for a manly man is always well dressed.

Ohh... Makes sense.

What kind of damage do you think he'd do if he got tossed into the Star Wars universe? 'Cause I coud easily see him rounding up and army of wookies (sp?). And cracking skulls left and right in battle, like nuts in a nutcracker.

And I could only begin to imagine what he'd do with the ships and lightsabers. oO

Lightsabers are aquired by plucking a hair from the beard of the Manly man.

This is why there are few Jedi at any given time.

Padme, Leia, Nomi Sunstrider, Vima Sunstrider, Aayla Secura, Shaak Ti, Master Shylar, Bastila, Juhani, Mission, The Handmaiden, Visas Marr, and Mira were all consorts of the Manly Man a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

He then got bored of them.

Why would the Manly Man get bored with something? Because it's lost it's manly-ness? Or does the Manly Man just have a short attention span?
Whatever the reason, he knows how to pick his friends and toys. Most of them can kill something or already have.

When it comes to love-slaves, the Manly Man doesn't like it when they get all old and saggy.

Manly Man eats his love slaves in order to remember them as young beauties.

He's a cannibal? Awesome.

He eats the hearts of his enemies and turns their bones into back scratchers and toothpicks for his teeth. Their bones are useless as weapons.

The Manly Man was deeply angered by Nietschze's saying that "God is dead."

Rumors of his death were intolerable, and is why Germany hasn't won a war since.

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Originally posted by D-Boy The Manly Man was deeply angered by Nietschze's saying that "God is dead." Rumors of his death were intolerable, and is why Germany hasn't won a war since.

Brilliant!

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Originally posted by Chitter-Box-Kat He's a cannibal?

Manly Man doesn't call it cannibalism. He calls it "a form of reproduction" since he uses his waste as manure to place on soil in order to grow new love slaves.

Right. Mmm-hmm. RIGHT.

If manly man had a daughter, she'd be an Amazon, or something like the chick from Tank Girl.

The Manly Man's sperm are far too manly to posess the X-Chromosome, ergo, a daughter would be physically impossible.

Manly was never blonde haired and blue eyed...but was, in a past life, a rather attractive duck.

The Manly Man does have a daughter, and in a sense she is an Amazon, for she is Amazon.com.

Why can't the manly man have a human daughter? A true man knows how to handle a girl. Or woman. Or teenaged girl.

But his isn't Manly Man's logic. His logic involves non-logic. Non-logic dictates that:

"The exponential explosions of things blowing sky high is totally b****ing and is a highly acceptable for entertainment."

And similar ideals.

Once, Manly Man's arch-nemesis, Nerdly Man, tried to kill him by tricking him into dividing by 0. It didn't work though, because Manly Man did it and got an answer.











That answer was the formula that Manly Man himself used to begin the universe, and the very same that he will use to end it.

Manly man has two y chromosomes.

In the event Manly Man finds a worthy opponent, he has saved up the most badass boss quote of all time:

"NOT EVEN DEATH WILL SAVE YOU FROM ME."

Only unlike Diablo, he isn't joking.

Also unlike Diablo, he'd get himself a first name like D'Brickashaw, with an apostrophe.