What Would A Manly Man Do?

Probably isn't in a manly man's vocab.

Isn't that the guy who said: "This is my boomstick!"? I forgot the movie, but I'm pretty sure he said that line.

BTW, I'm gonna leave this thread alone. A womans touch is a good thing, but it's not needed here. This is a thread for MALES.

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Originally posted by D-Boy

Figure 1: Manly man. Notice the look of supreme confidence on his face. Notice his arm raised in triumph as he salutes the adoring crowd of large breasted women that invariably follow him where ever he goes. Were the picture to capture the ground below him, you would notice the bodies of countless enemies and food sources (cows, pigs, chickens) at his feet. Yea, verily, this is the pinnacle to which we should aspire.

Also, his damn hand is a chainsaw. How friggin' awesme is that?

That shotgun is pretty cool too.

Though I'm not sure I dig the chainsaw. While it is manly, I like having two hands.

Maybe he can use a detachable metal fist and chainsaw combination. I dunno about you, but punching people out followed by chainsawing after a suitable dramatic interval is cool.

Manly man was able to reach into the TV and make the characters of FLCL act out a coherent episode.

There are no neilson rating households, only manly man in multiple places at once

Unfortunately this cannot be true. If it were, there would be no Oprah and no The View. The only tv shows would be monster trucks, kung-fu movies, the History Channel, and CNN. The Chuck Norris Network.

Upon stealing a Space Shuttle, the Manly Man simply said, "It's okay, I'm a manly man."

He then proceded to sex-up several alien babes. And princesses.

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Originally posted by Mike Unfortunately this cannot be true. If it were, there would be no Oprah and no The View. The only tv shows would be monster trucks, kung-fu movies, the History Channel, and CNN. The Chuck Norris Network.

No that's all wrong. It would be the Rambo News Network, since Chuck Norris is a pussy.

Manly man believes that the show title "Monster Garage" is misleading and that the show should instead be named "Happy Fuzzy Kitten Garage".

The Manly Man simply walks into Mordor.

The manly man went to prom with 6 girls at one time. All of them were ugly, he used their ugly powers to increase his own handsomeness and win prom emperor.

He ditched them at Wendy's later.

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Originally posted by Chitter-Box-Kat BTW, I'm gonna leave this thread alone. A womans touch is a good thing, but it's not needed here. This is a thread for MALES.

I beg to differ. Not to be insulting, but this is a thread for those who can imagine things without it being girly all the time. Not necessarily JUST for males.

But I shall try not to stray from the topic.

Manly Man doesn't need to sustain his hunger at Wendy's. He can go to a local farm and swallow ten whole chickens. At once. Still covered in feathers.

Manly man rejects your reality and substitutes his own.

YOU STOLE THAT FROM MYTHBUSTERS AND YOU KNOW IT! XP

Shitake mushrooms, I posted. Oo

Ah, what the hell.

Many Man's reality is chock full of manly-ness. There are like, 1,000 gladiator stadiums, twice as many monster truck rallies in a year, and the world goverment is a combination of monachy and military dictatorship.

How d'ya like that?

The Manly Man's ideal world with other manly men and hot women has no government. It has only sharp things, and order is maintained by the sword.

don't forget RPG's. Swords & RPG's. The propell gruff-ness.

Manly man walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?".

There were no survivors.