What Would A Manly Man Do?

Myth: Radioactive elements are the result of supernovas, and elements colliding at near-lightspeed.

Fact: Radioactive elements are the Manly Man's waste.

Hahahahahahaha! Okay, that was fuinny! New question: how old is he? Thiry-something? Twenty-something?

When the pyramids were new, Manly Man had already been there a hundred years.

So...late 40s.

Ewww. He's old. Middle agd. Yuckies.

The Manly Man has the rugged good looks of Sean Connery, and the sexiness of a thousand Succubi, cubed. In five thousand dimensions.

So...he's Arnold without the wrinkles and the accent? Oh,and FYI, succubus were typically FEMALE. Like sirens and haripies.

A manly man has no need for logic. Because of this theory, he wrote the internet.

The Manly Man's run in with Clint Eastwood, the only other Manly Man, resulted in the Geneva Convention, Communism, Metroid, the Rennaisance, and the creation of Incubus. Tom Cruise was born from round of Russian Roulette the Manly Man and Eastwood played with a fully loaded gun.

He was a blank.

The Manly Man has to periodically split himself into numerous parts, so as to not cause multi-versal implosion. The seventh time this happened has come to be known as the Big Bang. The third occured in the Death Star.

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Originally posted by Sir Nise A manly man has no need for logic. Because of this theory, he wrote the internet.

Manly Man is the Internet.

^that was good!^

When a manly man had his 16th birthday party, he rode in on two tyranasaurous rexes clad in golden armor, brandishing four swords forged from diamonds, black diamonds.... and 17 naked gorgeous girls around him on said T-rexes. He would have had three 30-foot-wingspan bald eagles on each arm, and cowboy boots with platinum spurs. The dinosaurs would be led by 28 white stallions, and five f-35 fighter jets. His father, a 30 story tall Paul Bunyun, would be driving the super hummer, and his mother would be presenting his awesome chocolate-steak cake. The music would be playing so loud from the t-rexs's speaker teeth, that orphans would have to be used to plug the t-rexs's ears. The party was a beach party in Hawaii, thusly, mermaids with chainguns served beverages.

The ultimate male's sweet sixteen bash. GOD DAMN!

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Originally posted by Mike Manly men eat the glowing center of Happy Fun Ball for a snack. [/obscure SNL reference]

Hahaha! I know this reference!

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Manly man knows exactly where your messiah is now.

When Manly Man watches TV, he uses no mere remote control. He uses the Manly Remote, which is equal to 1,000 Universal Remotes, 50 Plasma Screen TVs, Everything Ever Made by Dell and the Matrix fused into one device, which uses fifty nuclear warheads as batteries.

This remote has functions for increasing the talent of actors, changing what is actually being broadcast, Person-by-Person muting and controlling the size of the TV itself, as well as manpulating the outcome of all major elections and wrestling matches, lowering the prices of gas and beer, and making average women hotter.

Manly Man keeps that one taped down.

You guys are all NUTS!

And you forgot to mention the little buttons that let him change the outfits of the people on TV. There's one for men, and one for women.

I actually managd to reply on the thread this time! BANZAI FOR ME!

A manly man knows how to post on a thread w/o excess.

Manly Man needs not to post anything and still his opinions would be known. All he really needs to use is his telepathy.

Manly man would slaughter Chitter Box Cat for trying to make him seem unmanly. In his sleep. Dreaming. With flubber.

F*ck you a**hole.

A real man isn't afraid to not at like a man. NEYAH.

Seriously stop trying to do what Shaoblane did in the earlier pages, and let us have our drug sex rock&roll manliness fun.

The only way for manly man to die is to commit suicide via Double Hemingway on the Rocks with A twist. That being two double barelled shotguns in his mouth, while his lips are covered in salt and a lime is wedged on them. Even then, he probabaly wouldn't die.