What Would A Manly Man Do?

A Manly Man would use the Flam glove, and the Wepon Braker.

Dare I say it? HELLS YEAH.

Is Manly Man too manly? He seems to have so much machismo... >.>

The coriolis effect is caused entirely by said machismo.

So...if his machismo makes the coriolis effect, whenever he gets horny or is playing sports, the wind blows just a little but faster? 'Cause that's how I see it.

The Manly Man doesn't "get horny", there's never a time when he isn't making love to a woman, or being pleasured by one.

I said it before, and I'll say it again:

MANLY MAN IS OVER-SEXED.

His children are all born as fully grown adults, who are also genetically identical to Robert Oppenheimer yet able to bend certain metals by looking angrily at them.

Oh...good Lord...Does Manly Man do anything normal? Or close to it? Or something that is vaugely remenicent of normal?

The Manly Man doesn't conform to the standards of society, for society is like a speck of dust, compared to his Multiverse of Ass-kickery.

The standards of society conform to Manly Man.


Or else...

Democracy in America by Alexis de Tocqueville is plagarized, word for word, from a drunken rant the manly man once went on.

Manly men eat the glowing center of Happy Fun Ball for a snack.

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RE Mike: Say what?

Manly Man has such a high metabolism, he NEVER gains any weight, no matter how much red meat and junk food he eats.

The Manly Man is the picture of health. Indeed, the skyscraper-engulfing mural of health. His digestive system is capable of processing more beef than is currently available on the Western meat market without gaining a single pound. Instead, every calory is burned down to it's constituent particles and Quantum energy, breaking up the wavelengths themselves and releasing so much energy he glows bright enough to illuminate Venus from Earth for the next three thousand years.

The Manly man needs no science. Only his fists.

Which equivilates him to a fighter.

What ever happened to, "I'm a lover, not a fighter,"?

That saying was a ploy on the part of the manly man and NATO when the moon-men tried to eat all our brains back in the '60s.

The Manly Man has no love for the Moon-Men, as the dry, barren environment of the Moon lends itself to a decidedly un-manly disposition.

The Manly Man therefore donned his Johnny Appleseed getup and began terraforming the Moon. Once the entire Moon was covered in rich forests, he chopped them all down using only his molars and a bent paperclip he found in his Manly Pocket, which opens upon an alternate dimension of infinite space.

Using the lumber, he then created enough paper to stock an unlimited number of fax machines forever. This was shipped to Earth to create vast quantities of sexy motorcycle magazines, for they are a very manly publication.

The Manly Man then walks back to Earth, taking only one stride to get back home. On the way, he punches several flying saucers and destroys three comets, including Halley's. Halley, however, was also un-manly, and therefore the Manly Man does not care.

What's Manly Man's sign? Taurus? Leo? What?

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Originally posted by Chitter-Box-Kat What's Manly Man's sign? Taurus? Leo? What?