What Would A Manly Man Do?

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The only time a manly man would follow a rule would be when he wasn't being awesome...and hammered.= never

The manly man would have a super welding torch. He'd use it to weld random objects together in order to make them more manly.

A torch is unnecessary. All he needs is room.

...and 3 ewoks...with knives for fur.

A manly man wouldn't have no stinking Ewoks, he'd have Wookies, and their fur would be made of lava.

He might mistake a wookie for a woodsman who thinks he might be as manly and kill said wookie/woodsman. Ewoks are small and unimportant, they have only one identity. They do have plasma skin though.

Ewoks and wookies? This is about 'Manly' Man, not killer teddy bears and giant killing furballs. SHEESH.

Anywho. The 'Manly' Man wouldn't need no stinking help. He'd be freaking Terminator, Superman and Hercules rolled into one!

And what exactly would a 'Manly' Man wear?

'Cause I got's ideas...and...well, they're more like the outfits you'd see on bishonen than buff men...

Little help here?

Chitter-Box-Cat (ideal man is bishonen. no idea why she's bothering with this thread)

A manly man wears a suit made from the skins of his fallen opponents that barely contain his adamatium muscles. Bishonen are pixy sticks compared to him.

Any attempt at writing the manly man into a situation that isn't exclusively hetero will result in your reproductive system to shrivel up and die.

Manly men are very comfortable with their sexuality, otherwise they wouldn't cook in the nude.

Whilst nude cooking, the Manly Man requires no stove. The sheer luminous heat of his manly body will bring any foodstuff to a fry within milliseconds of exposure.

A manly man doesn't cook, he eats his food raw.

A truly manly mean eats nothing but raw meat. While the cow is still mooing. Without using any tools aside from his razor-sharp teeth.

A manly man's chest hair can be used to cut diamonds, and extinguish fires.

I am sorry I asked anything...

But I re-deem the thread by twenty points for Hobodoken and the reference he made about the sexuality of the Manly Man.

Chest hairs that can cut diamonds ... ... ... ... eww.

Chitter-Box-Cat

The manly man's nipples, while unprominent, are capable of firing lethal blasts of a plasma-testosterone mixture. This is instantly lethal to less manly men, but weirdly it seems to induce women to bed him.

Like he needs to induce a female.

The manly man tried not being manly once, because he's always been manly and he was curious about what life would be like if he wasn't.

It's the only thing the manly man has ever failed at doing.

The manly man, during said attempt at being not manly, tried on a dress...or was going to. When he entered the store, it exploded because it simply could not bear the awesomeness that surronds the manly man. Not many structures can, though. In fact, the only building that can tolerate such a manly man are log cabins, houses made of bones of his enemies, office buildings under seige by terrorists, and any place that sells beef jerky, for it is a very manly food.

A manly man can't save people, he just looks at them, and they realize that they'll never be as manly, so they die of shame. Unless they're females, or homosexual. In that case, they swoon and go into a coma.

Homosexuals would swoon?

What world do you live in?

Not all the gay men in the world go for the butch. Some go for the beautiful and cute types. Like how semes go for ukes in anime.

F.Y.I.

And let's just say, hypothetically, Manly Man decided to get married. WHAT KIND OF WEDDING WOULD HE HAVE?

I see outdoors...mountains...nijas coming in to try and kidnap the bride...Manly Man saving his woman...ceremonies over...cuts the cake with an axe...then he carries his bride home caveman style.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH.

Chitter-Box-Cat

A Manly Man would not get married, for the sheer concept of his being
taken would cause every woman who was not the bride to explode violently. Manly Man realizes that this would leave the world without supermodels, and this is a bad thing. He thus takes pity on the less manly men of the world by pleading "Fear of Commitment".

He then realizes shortly thereafter that less manly men do not matter, and thus beats them all senseless simultaneously using his little finger.