What Would A Manly Man Do?

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I mean COME ON! A girl can only take so much manly-ness! She needs a soft side to huggle!

She has a point. Studies have shown that most girls prefer more average looking guys instead of the big and muscular kind.

But still... This thread is fun!



Back on topic:
The manly man would drive around in a monster truck consisting of 10 monster trucks stacked on top of each other and welded together.

On said truck he would have nudie girl flaps. Only with actual girls.

the girls would get muddy, and A manly man can't stand constant uncleanliness, or consistency at all. He broke broke their necks.

Manly man has been known to play truck buck, a game involving jumping on trucks in an attempt to crush their suspension. He has never lost.

After playing truck buck with various vehicles and pedestrians the Manly Man works out until his muscles become so big, they collapse in on themselves forming a mini black hole into which he throws in lesser men to be pulled apart by manly forces...

The manly man preaches the primary tenets of manliness through this book

A manly man would slaughter you with your bare hands for bringing that link up twice.

A manly man wouldn't need to use his hands, he'd use three toes and his left pinky.

However, in optimal conditions, the manly man may employ the legendary wangpalement technique to finish any foe lower on the power ladder than God.

The manly man never gives out too much information.

And he always tells the truth. Even when he's lying.

A manly man is so manly that he can make a compass out of twigs and whale blubber. That is why he will never be lost.

Where does he obtain the whale blubber you ask? Well the manly man always carries a spare whale.

in his pants!

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This Manly Man also Killed a Croc and used his skin as a suit.

A manly man doesn't need a suit to look important, but it helps.

The manly man's favorite tool is the wrenhamsawdriver. It's a wrench, a hammer, a saw, and a screwdriver welded together.

The manly man is all American. And by that, I mean he is really composed of earth from each of the 50 states.

Germans bow in humility, while most Frenchmen vaporize at the mention of him.

The manly man's favorite gadget is the .50 PDstunCellWatch. It's a PDA, stungun, cellphone, .50 magnum pistol, and watch welded together.

A manly man doesn't drink gatorade, he drinks his own sweat to get hammered and outperform the rest of the competition. He has ridiculous leg muscles, if he wore biking shorts, the spandex would bust instantaneously and form a labor union that returned communism to russia. only IF though. Because a manly man wouldn't bike, he would just ride orphan giants around or tow them in the trailer in the back of SuperHummer.

The manly man would ride a super motorcycle. It would be made of a Dodge Tomahawk and every bike featured on American Chopper welded together.

The manly man breaks the laws of physics, existence, and the United States.

All 3 of those are too scared to take action.