What Would A Manly Man Do?

Upon the Manly Punch, each of the bears were instantly taxidermied by the sheer force of the punch. The bears were given to musuems in exchange for hot women carrying mugs of beer and gold.

After the women were exchanged like currency, The Manly Man threw a rock at a stupid looking bird.

That bird was actually a phoenix. It died, but then came back to life and his ghost inhabits manly man's house. Sometimes the Manly Man invites over Luigi in order to aid in the extinction of the phoenix ghost. He would do it by himself, but he finds Luigi's mustache hilarious and shoots an orphan each time he thinks about it.

Bumpdate.

A real manly man would eat Chuck Norris. For a mid-afternoon snack.

note: 88nd, you are the best for bringing this thread back.

His stomach isn't lined with normal stomach acid, but rather platinum and shark teeth.

His stomach acid is strong enough to digest steel.

Eating steel is an easy feat for a manly man. After all, he could swallow the Sun whole.

He finds that Sunny Delight's slogan is fairly inaccurate.

In the grim passage of the manly man's intestines, there is no digestion.

There is only war.

not just any war. Nuclear war...made of steel toe boots and power tools.

With the food playing the role of the French.

With no equivilent of America or the UK to help. And angry Germans.

A manly man would most certainly buy this book. I can't friggin' wait!

A manly man would not purchase that book, but stick his hand into the internet and pull it out.

And then he would beat the nearest ninja to death with it. While having sex with that ninja's wife and/or female lover.

while using multiple floor lamps to impale hilary duff. Then he would devour her bones and transmute them using his dragon arms.

Then he would go out and hunt deer completely unarmed. He doesn't need a gun, he just kicks them to death.

Manly Man shot J.R.

He was simultaniously J.R. and J.R.'s shooter. And it still wasn't a self-inflicted wound.

A manly man is never wounded.

He is merely slowed.

...by his girlfriend when she makes threats to dump his toned, manly ass. And then Manly Man would have to impress his girl by doing something that isn't completely manly.

I mean COME ON! A girl can only take so much manly-ness! She needs a soft side to huggle!

And BTW, I looked back on previous posts. I'M THE SIXTH IDETAFIABLE FEMALE TO POST ON THIS THREAD.

And like that (snaps fingers) I'm gone. (dissapears in a flash of light)

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