What Would A Manly Man Do?

088nd 07-05-2005 11:28 PM
Basically, we're building the concept of the ultimate manly man. Take the previous person's post and add your idea to it. Hopefully the posts won't get too long. Big Grin

I'll start.

A manly man would kill a bear with his bare hands.
Jeff 07-05-2005 11:31 PM
Then he would cook the bear over an open fire and throw it in a river to show all the punk fish who the man is.
Travis Bickle 07-05-2005 11:43 PM
He would then jump into the river and wrestle all the crocodiles...blindfolded.
X Prime 07-05-2005 11:46 PM
With both hands tied behind his back. He'd only use his legs.
thebravest1 07-05-2005 11:51 PM
Then he would kill one of the crocodiles and drag the body out with his teeth.
Jeff 07-05-2005 11:55 PM
He would then eat the crocodile, not because he was in the mood for crocodile meat, just because eating whole crocodiles is pretty damn manly.
Sir Nise 07-06-2005 12:29 AM
Then he would even eat the bones and regurgatate them to become a battle-axe.
Travis Bickle 07-06-2005 12:32 AM
He would then take his battle axe and chop down every tree in the forest, because, for years, manly men have waged wars against national parks across the land.
088nd 07-06-2005 08:15 AM
After chopping down all the trees with his BONESAW (sorry, couldn't resist) /Boneaxe, he would use a giant redwood tree as a baseball bat and kill off all the animals that didn't die in the deforestation.
CablesInside 07-06-2005 12:51 PM
he'd then restock the forest with new giant redwoods he grew from seeds as a young manly boy, and put all the manliest animals in the forest, and create the manliest ecosystem on the earth, which if anyone enters the forest that isn;t manly, they will be instantly killed
088nd 07-06-2005 01:18 PM
He would then move to the city, and begin a job as a construction worker. He would always be wearing jeans, a beater, a tool-belt, steel toed boots, and a hard-hat. But he wouldn't need tools, he'd just build buildings with his bare hands.
Buck Buck #1 07-06-2005 01:24 PM
Then he'd tear down the buildings with his teeth and rebuild them with his bare hands, while fighting other less manly men who try to help him.
Avenir 07-06-2005 01:44 PM
Soon after, he would become president of whatever company occupies said buildings and spend his fortune on mercenary equipment.
Buck Buck #1 07-06-2005 02:10 PM
Later that day, he would get a time machine and go to the past and kill all of the dinosaurs single handedly.
088nd 07-06-2005 02:58 PM
He would then return to the present. Scientists would randomly be fascinated in the extinction of dinosaurs, and naturally they would ask him of his opinion. He tells them what happened, but since he's eating a 48 oz. steak wrapped in bacon, wrestling 20 vampires, smoking a cuban, and calling people for his business, it comes out as "A meteor hit the Yucatan".
Sir Nise 07-06-2005 03:04 PM
He then astounds the scientist with his pec-rays and snaps all their necks with his forehead...while being hit with a kendo stick....in his shins, by rapid cyborg pandas.
Fujiko 07-06-2005 05:59 PM
Then he would take those rapid cyborg pandas and use them to floss out the chunks of the 48 oz steak wrapped in bacon stuck in between his teeth.
Ace of Spades 07-06-2005 07:23 PM
He'd pull the lever to the Bomb Bay Doors with his teeth and Bomb the living bejesus out of a bottle of Sprite.
088nd 07-06-2005 07:24 PM
When all settles down, he decides he needs to work out. Except his work out consists of impaling 2 elephants on opposite sides of a bamboo pole, and then benchpressing them.
Ace of Spades 07-06-2005 10:27 PM
He would use a tree for a club. Driving the sharp bamboo through it. Thus he could kill a whale in style.