| X Prime | 05-31-2005 05:19 PM |
Misc. Random Facts About Vin Diesel
That's weird. This was on another message board I go to, but people were supposedly making the stuff up. So, I guess there was plagiarising somewhere down the line. =/ Whatever. I don't know if it's on there, but the best one I've seen is (crude):
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| Everytime Vin Diesel kills God, a kitten masturbates. |
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| Originally posted by X Prime http://www.4q.cc/vin/ Some of these are actually fairly amusing. Post your funny ones! |
Vin Diesel has his own Kingdom, Phylum, and Class.
If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
Thank you for a much needed dose of humor X Prime! Nice to see that frown let up everyone once in a while.
Edit:Excellent one volt.
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| The sensation of déjà vu is actually the vague premonition that Vin Diesel is making love to your biological mother. If you find yourself experiencing déjà vu in the presence of you mother, you are Vin Diesel. |
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| Vin Diesel was offered one million dollars to read to children at an inner city school in Detroit, Michigan, but was paid just $500,000 after it was reported that he merely chanted his name 3,631 times. |
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| Vin Diesel was once a member of the Justice League, but was kicked out after eating more hot dogs then Superman. |
One for Hienrich Ele:
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| Vin Diesel has a fever...and the only perscription is more cowbell. |
This is BAD!
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| It is commonly believed that the RMS Titanic sank after a collision with an iceberg. In fact, the ship had struck Vin Diesel, who was swimming laps of the Atlantic Ocean. The icebergs were there, but they were being towed by Vin as something to chew on when he got bored. |
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| If Vin Diesel comes out of his hole and sees his shadow, there will be 10,000 years of nuclear winter. |
Some of my own:
Vin Diesel was a butterfly in his past life.
Vin Diesel's lifelong dream is to be in a bad karate movie.
Vin Diesel puts mayonaise on his white bread.
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| Vin Diesel created both Mac and PC. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are just hand puppets he uses. The whole thing is just to entertain him as he wistfully wishes for a much simpler time of pirate dinosaurs and flying pyramids manned by busty Nympho Amazonians |
Gotta love it.
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| Vin Diesel showed Mario how to jump on the shell at the end of the first level. |
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| Vin Diesel once attempted to appeal to both the black and white cultures, but was upstaged by Wayne Brady. |
XD
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| The original script for Texas Chainsaw Massacre called for 6,000 gallons of artificial blood. After hearing this, Vin promptly donated over 10,000 gallons of real blood from his own massacre performed the night before. We know this massacre as the American Civil War. |
o.o
Vin Diesel is your father!
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| When Vin Diesel laughs he actually says LOL or LMAO. |
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| Vin Diesel packs his ears and rectum with honey glazed ham nightly. Every time Vin Diesel spins the wheel on the Price is Right, he gets 1.00. |
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| Vin Diesel invented menstruation by punching Eve in the stomach. |
That bastard.
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| Vin Diesel has beaten everyone in Hollywood at Uno. He is a cyborg from the waist down. Vin Diesel's mournful call is often mistaken for that of the Loon. Vin Diesel once peed on a third rail of the New York City subway system and subsequently caused the blackout of 2003. Dragon Ball Z is closely based on Vin Diesel's last piano recital. |
some of mine:
Willy Wonka is Vin Diesel's alias.
People have spotted Vin Diesel at conventions in a green tunic and hat, and white tights. No one has complained.
Vin Diesel has made most of his money catching leprachauns. He has lied to the public telling them they are extinct.
Vin Diesel was once a platypus.
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| Originally posted by Shaoblane One for Hienrich Ele:
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Nice.
Taking a picture of Vin Diesel's penis is the key to immortality. Take a picture of the wrong one however, and he will take yours and add it to himself. Unless you're a girl. Then he'll make you one and take yours.
Vin Diesel's sons are John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, and Cher. This is why it is against the law in 49 states for Vin to reproduce. The only state that allows it is Alabama. This is because Vin saved Alabama from certain destruction, however, the details have not been released to the public and there is only speculation at this point.
In Soviet Russia, Vin Diesel is you.
Vin Diesel writes crime novels under the assumed name Ian Rankin. The real Ian Rankin is a male prostitute whom Vin cured of Syphilis with his magic touch.
Vin Diesel has a strange power over cats, but has vowed to use it only for good, and never, ever for evil. Whether he can be trusted with this remarkable ability remains to be seen.
Vin Diesel once dated Angela Lansbury.
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That is a beatiful site. Truly, a genius one. I love it oh-so much.
I love the last one I posted
