The most useful thing EVER!

Try to out-useful the post above you.


MY most useful thing ever:
Double A batteries.

My most useful thing would be my mind.

the most useful thing has got to be my computer

Hydrogen.

An Air Conditioner.

(Edit: From here on down, things will be cut - 'strider)

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Originally posted by Captain Maw hah! i raise your hash browns to hash brownies.. yeah, those ones....

Condoms...and helium.
>.>
<.<

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Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by Captain Maw hah! i raise your hash browns to hash brownies.. yeah, those ones.... Condoms...and helium. >.> <.< ...

hahahahah lol!
does that really work? i mean the balloons i know of, but the floating ones???

Now why would you have- err...nevermind...
Now the fangirl thing makes sense..
I pop those things and raise you a thick, fat, wad of cash! Or better, to substitute its thickness and usefullness, THE Holy Bible. As in, the old Testament, the Gospels, and THE QU'RAN ALL IN ONE!

I'll take that cash and raise you my spare Cell Phone Case.

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Originally posted by BigOZ Now why would you have- err...nevermind... Now the fangirl thing makes sense..

*beats*

JK, JK

I take your cash when your not looking and raise you ELECTRICAL TAPE!

That electric tape is no match for my maskig tape!!

I'll take your Masking Tape and raise you Duct Tape!

i raise your duct tape with double sided tape

I'll take your double sided tape and raise you my rubber Dorothy doll.

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Originally posted by Tony I'll take your double sided tape and raise you my rubber Dorothy doll.

HA!!! I see your Rubber Dorothy Doll and throw at you my Steel toe and heel Riding Boots!!

*Throws Boots at Tony*

-Beth

I'll swindle your boots and toss in my Gundam.

I blast your Gundam and throw in my Liger Zero Panzer

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Originally posted by Lyinginbedmon I blast your Gundam and throw in my Liger Zero Panzer

He falls over with one kick from my sophisticated black high-heeled boots and I raise you....A STICK!

Mwhaha I shall slce your stick with a TOOTH PICK!

I see your Tooth Pick and raise you George Burns' Spine.