The Pants game

Generalissimo D 04-16-2005 03:18 PM
BIG PANTS! ACTION!
BethMcBeth 04-17-2005 04:06 PM
Roger: "People are not ruled by their Pants!"

Norman: "Welcome home Master Pants."

Dorothy: "How pants ammuse themsevles."

Angel: "Didn't I say that you could call me panties?"

Militarly Police: "Pants are attacking the city!"

Schwardlz: "You Paradigm Pants Dog!"

Gordon: "I live by working off the sweat of my pants."

Alan: "Sneaky Pants."

Alex: "A old pair of Pants like that one has no right to be in this city."
Shaoblane 04-18-2005 08:17 PM
Gordon: Oh thats right! Your my pants, arent you!

Gordon: Go pick some fresh pants for Mista Smith!
BethMcBeth 04-22-2005 04:04 PM
Dorothy: "So if the pants were black then they could stay?"

Beck: "I hate them both the black pants and the white pants."
Captain Maw 04-22-2005 08:37 PM
Paradigm City: 40 years ago an event caused all the people to lose their pants
Avenir 05-11-2005 04:34 AM
My name is Roger Smith. I perform a much needed job here in the 'City of Pants.' This town, Pair-of-Pants City, is a town without pants. One day forty years ago, every person here lost all articles of pants which had been worn before that day.

But humans are adaptable creatures; they make do and go on with life. If they're smart enough to figure out how to operate sewing machines and get new pants, they can still have some sense of fashion even without historical pants.

People can survive without pants, and each day they try their hardest to do just that. The only ones who regret the loss of these pants are the city's elderly. But sales come when you least expect them.

Not the most proficiently written, I know....
BethMcBeth 05-11-2005 12:38 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Avenir
My name is Roger Smith. I perform a much needed job here in the 'City of Pants.' This town, Pair-of-Pants City, is a town without pants. One day forty years ago, every person here lost all articles of pants which had been worn before that day.

But humans are adaptable creatures; they make due and go on with life. If they're smart enough to figure out how to operate sewing machines and get new pants, they can still have some a sense of fashion even without historical pants.

People can survive without pants, and each day they try their hardest to do just that. The only ones who regret the loss of these pants are the city's elderly. But sales come when you least expect them.

Not the most proficiently written, I know....


BWHAAHHA!! I thought it was excellent!! Good job!

-Beth
Lyinginbedmon 05-11-2005 03:17 PM
It's certainly the most prolific use of 'pants' rewriting we've seen yet
Nine Kuze 02-16-2006 04:26 PM
Schwartzwold: That Rosewater is a real pair of pants!

Schwartzwold: Why do you insist on embrassing your pants?!

Roger: It seems like the pants have turned.

Big Ear: Aren't you going to be the knight in shining pants, and rescue the young maiden?

Roger: Dorothy, with your pants, you can be FREE!!!

R.D.: They are the pants of mankind.

Roger: At this point, I'll past out from my pants!

Roger: Your parent pants?

Roger: You're just a monster. A monster that's cursed with memories of the pants.
Peace.
Jstar136 02-16-2006 05:53 PM
Roger: Some people like to stand in the rain without pants!

Roger: Angel! I know that I will NEVER lose the you that is now a part of my pants!

Cast in the name of pants, ye not guilty!
Randolph 02-17-2006 10:12 AM
Roger: "Now listen here Dorothy! I have a rule about letting people
into these pants!"

Dorothy: "I know you do."


Roger: "So... you sold out. You contemptible pants!!"


Schwarzwald: "Pants and trousers are but one thing, which for divers
consdierations hath divers names!"


Alan: "I'll show you my pants if you show me yours."


Roscoe Fitzgerald: "Obviously, those pants did not belong to the youngsters."
"Who is it that is so fixated on these pants, that we ourselves are unable to revive?"
The Big Finale 02-17-2006 09:56 PM
Roger: Heh, Big O won't obey some warped creation that does nothing but call his name.

Beck: Shut it! Doesn't change your pants.

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Technician: In order to re-activate Big Fau, we will intermittently apply high-voltage pants!

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Roger: There aren't going to be any pants on this job!

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Vera: Father! Mind your pants!
BethMcBeth 02-20-2006 03:10 PM
Dorothy: "He had been abonded and left in the pants."

Roger: "No that can't be, Pants are very rare creatures."

-Beth
Nine Kuze 02-21-2006 02:18 PM
Alex: That includes you filthy pants!

Dastun: Who told you to fire on pants that you can't even see!

Roger: As a rule Angel, I still refuse to carry a pair of pants.

Roger: The way in which you were given pants has nothing to do with the way you wear you pants as a human being.
Peace.