The Pants game

I've seen this game played on many a forum. It's fun, good for a brief laugh, and gives you a chance to play around with something that can on occasion be taken too seriously.

Now to explain the rules: take a quote from Big-O and insert the word 'pants' anywhere you like. I'll give some examples:

"Pants?! What the hell are they?"-Beck

"People are NOT ruled by their pants!"-Roger Smith

Get it? Now give it a try!

A friend and I did this with 'Star Wars' about six years back. Gods, that was funny!

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Angel: "Thanks for the pants, Mr. Negotiator!"

Alan: "Naughty pants!"

Schwarzwald: "I can picture the look on your pants now, Roger Smith"

Oh yes.... I do so fondly remember this game.

R-D: Goodbye... PAAANTSSS!!

Vera: You should like to know why. But of course, I have come to take charge of your worthless pants, who have yet to show results.

And naturally, the most obvious of them all.

Roger: Big Pants! Shooowwwwwtime!

Soldano:Pants!Pants!

Schwarzwald: "DO WE CONTROL THEM OR DO THEY CONTROL PANTS?"

Roger: "My name is Roger Smith. I perform a much needed job here in the City of Pants."

Roger: "Jobs should be left to the pants, don't you agree?"

Roger: "In this city, the firm called Pants is considered both God and State."

Gordon: These pants are reproduced synthetically, with only the memories of the sweet flavorful original."

Alex: "What's happening to my pants...?"

"A bird whose pants have been plucked will shed all its feathers and turn into the beast it was before it evolved into a bird."

"Good guys still wear pants..."

Can't believe I'm about to say this, but it's all fun.

CAST IN THE NAME OF PANTS YE NOT PANTSED

"This world has new pants now. IT HAS A NEW GOD!"-Alex

"I hate them both...the black pants and the white pants."-Beck

Another obvious one is "Big O.....PAAAAAANTS TIME!"

"I believe pants should behave professionally."-Roger

"I've had my pants to the ground for some time now."-Big Ear

Vera: You know, you too are losing your pants.

*Thousands of Angel fans promptly drown in their own drool.*

"Only Paradigm City's elderly regret the loss of their pants."-Roger

Alex: If your pants as a Dominus have become so disturbing to you, I would gladly remove them.

quote:

Originally posted by Harlequin "I've had my pants to the ground for some time now."-Big Ear

That's fabulously funny.

"Your pants are useless here." - Alex Rosewater, Leviathan

"It's just the derranged ranting of a pant-less man." - Dorothy, Roger the Negotiator

quote:

Originally posted by The Big Finale Alex: If your pants as a Dominus have become so disturbing to you, I would gladly remove them.

THAT was hilarious.


"I saved your pants and this is the thanks I get?!"-Roger

"Aww, man....my robot, pants broke it!"-Beck (Or "my pants, he broke them!")

"There is but one pair of pants. If you avert your eyes from it, you will remain without pants." - Schwarzwald

"It's nonsense to ask if pants exist. I just thought I would let you know."-Big Ear


"Back off! All members of Anderson and Rodberry Squad have turned in their pants!"-Some Guy With A Megaphone From Episode 26

Dorothy: "Roger, your pants really reek."

I am not done yet. Not by a long shot.

Schwarzwald: You can tell them... that they will never see their darling pants in this city again!

Angel: No, it won't fall here. Orbital calculations show impact point is outside the pants.

Schwarzwald: Welcome to my pants... Paradigm Dog!

"Unnhn! I just don't get it. How can you be functioning without your pants?"-Beck

"Pants by nature are unreliable. They'll degenerate and become fradulent while inside people's closets."-Gordon

Norman: Ah! Thank you very much, Dorothy! Next time I'll leave my own pants behind.

Alex: It is sooner than I expected, but this too must have been predicted in the pants.