The Pants game

Harlequin 03-19-2005 07:29 PM
I've seen this game played on many a forum. It's fun, good for a brief laugh, and gives you a chance to play around with something that can on occasion be taken too seriously.

Now to explain the rules: take a quote from Big-O and insert the word 'pants' anywhere you like. I'll give some examples:

"Pants?! What the hell are they?"-Beck

"People are NOT ruled by their pants!"-Roger Smith

Get it? Now give it a try!
Lady Tesser 03-19-2005 07:52 PM
A friend and I did this with 'Star Wars' about six years back. Gods, that was funny!

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Angel: "Thanks for the pants, Mr. Negotiator!"

Alan: "Naughty pants!"
Lyinginbedmon 03-19-2005 07:54 PM
Schwarzwald: "I can picture the look on your pants now, Roger Smith"
The Big Finale 03-19-2005 07:54 PM
Oh yes.... I do so fondly remember this game.

R-D: Goodbye... PAAANTSSS!!

Vera: You should like to know why. But of course, I have come to take charge of your worthless pants, who have yet to show results.

And naturally, the most obvious of them all.

Roger: Big Pants! Shooowwwwwtime!
relenz 03-19-2005 07:57 PM
Travis Bickle 03-19-2005 08:36 PM
Big Fau 03-19-2005 08:38 PM
Roger: "My name is Roger Smith. I perform a much needed job here in the City of Pants."

Roger: "Jobs should be left to the pants, don't you agree?"

Roger: "In this city, the firm called Pants is considered both God and State."

Gordon: These pants are reproduced synthetically, with only the memories of the sweet flavorful original."

Alex: "What's happening to my pants...?"

"A bird whose pants have been plucked will shed all its feathers and turn into the beast it was before it evolved into a bird."

"Good guys still wear pants..."
Avenir 03-19-2005 08:47 PM
Can't believe I'm about to say this, but it's all fun. Big Grin

Harlequin 03-19-2005 09:34 PM
"This world has new pants now. IT HAS A NEW GOD!"-Alex

"I hate them both...the black pants and the white pants."-Beck

Another obvious one is "Big O.....PAAAAAANTS TIME!"

"I believe pants should behave professionally."-Roger

"I've had my pants to the ground for some time now."-Big Ear
The Big Finale 03-19-2005 09:38 PM
Vera: You know, you too are losing your pants.

*Thousands of Angel fans promptly drown in their own drool.*
Harlequin 03-19-2005 09:40 PM
"Only Paradigm City's elderly regret the loss of their pants."-Roger
The Big Finale 03-19-2005 09:46 PM
Alex: If your pants as a Dominus have become so disturbing to you, I would gladly remove them.
Avenir 03-19-2005 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Harlequin
"I've had my pants to the ground for some time now."-Big Ear

That's fabulously funny. Laughing

"Your pants are useless here." - Alex Rosewater, Leviathan

"It's just the derranged ranting of a pant-less man." - Dorothy, Roger the Negotiator
Harlequin 03-19-2005 09:49 PM
Originally posted by The Big Finale
Alex: If your pants as a Dominus have become so disturbing to you, I would gladly remove them.

THAT was hilarious.

"I saved your pants and this is the thanks I get?!"-Roger

"Aww, robot, pants broke it!"-Beck (Or "my pants, he broke them!")
Avenir 03-19-2005 09:53 PM
"There is but one pair of pants. If you avert your eyes from it, you will remain without pants." - Schwarzwald
Harlequin 03-19-2005 09:56 PM
"It's nonsense to ask if pants exist. I just thought I would let you know."-Big Ear

"Back off! All members of Anderson and Rodberry Squad have turned in their pants!"-Some Guy With A Megaphone From Episode 26
Lady Tesser 03-19-2005 09:57 PM
Dorothy: "Roger, your pants really reek."
The Big Finale 03-19-2005 09:58 PM
I am not done yet. Not by a long shot.

Schwarzwald: You can tell them... that they will never see their darling pants in this city again!

Angel: No, it won't fall here. Orbital calculations show impact point is outside the pants.

Schwarzwald: Welcome to my pants... Paradigm Dog!
Harlequin 03-19-2005 10:00 PM
"Unnhn! I just don't get it. How can you be functioning without your pants?"-Beck

"Pants by nature are unreliable. They'll degenerate and become fradulent while inside people's closets."-Gordon
The Big Finale 03-19-2005 10:14 PM
Norman: Ah! Thank you very much, Dorothy! Next time I'll leave my own pants behind.

Alex: It is sooner than I expected, but this too must have been predicted in the pants.