Expo 2005--The 2nd annual PCF cookout!

*bumpbity bump*

I am now taking names and addresses for those who want to the go to the Florida cookout here at my house. If you haven't asked your guardians for permission but still want to come, I will mail you an invitation with my real name, address, phone number, and email on it for parents/guardians to contact me with any questions.

Please PM me with your info.

I will be mailing them out within a few weeks (once I can get a printer to working). Fair warning - I'll be in Kansas City for a family thing from May 24th to early June, so I won't be home to accept phone calls at that time, but I will check e-mail.

Til later.

Well if I make it, I'll be bringing along Seven deadly sins and (one I tested out on Tony and Beth) Curses for us to play with, cause their sooo good. I can picture Big Finale killing us all at Seven deadly sins... :sweatdrop ont ask why I can.

Also, feel free to call me and say "Lizard we need this this and this" and I'll bring it too.

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Im looking at the sin cards now, and OH BOY I found a good sin.

S-Demonstrate with a sofa cushion how you believe a snail in heat would seduce another snail.

Who writes these?!

L-Passionately kiss the player whose last name follows your alphabetically
V-Allow the other players to apply make-up to your face that make you look like a cheap hooker.
Gl-Drink at least half of whatever the player to your right pours.

*reads more for about ten minutes*
On second thought, maybe I'll bring it and make excuses not to get it out...

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On second thought, maybe we'll just have alot of these be off limits. I like the 'seduce the nearest lamp' one.

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Wow these are deadly...and there's more making out in this box than in a sex ed class with no teacher...EVERYONE WINS!

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Originally posted by Shaoblane Also, feel free to call me and say "Lizard we need this this and this" and I'll bring it too.

Lizard, Karl wants you to bring the motorhome.

Pygmalion

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Originally posted by Pygmalion quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane Also, feel free to call me and say "Lizard we need this this and this" and I'll bring it too. Lizard, Karl wants you to bring the motorhome. Pygmalion

*snigger* Well, I dont even know how I'll be getting there, but, I will see what I can do. Dont tell me he's gonna say dirtbike next...

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L-Passionately kiss the nearest plant
Well, that aint so bad.

V-Wear your clothes inside out for the rest of the game.
That aint a sin, thats a fad!

A-Impersonate your favorite cartoon villain
Thats cool!

L-Demonstrate your three favorite sexual positions with a chair or a sofa cushion as if they were your partner.
Ooooookay. We'll put the sins to a vote.

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Gr-Your a jukebox. Sing for whoever puts a quarter down your pants.

O.o *runs* MOM!

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I wanna get Big Finale to do this one just because I cant picture it.
V-Spin in circles while chanting "I'm a pretty, pretty girl."

Gr-Sell your watch to the highest bidder.
Okay, I'm bringing it now!

Hahha no worries Liz! Your number one chauffeur Tony and I have no problem giving you a ride in fact we'd love to!

IF ANYONE ELESE NEEDS A RIDE TO THE WEST COAST COOK OUT PLEASE PM BETH OR TONY! ^_^""

BUMP!

Okay, I've decided not to bring 'Seven deadly sins.' The guys would love it to death because of all the groping that goes on...

Also, I have paid for summer school and the reciept is in my bag. The dates are in my palm pilot and the basics are in my head.

Summer school on the ninth, cookout on the eleventh, parents in Laguna Beach. GUESS WHOSE COMING TO THE COOKOUT! I'll bring WHATEVER is wanted!

*Glances at parents in the Kitchen. Thinks about the evil SAT camp their making her go to in Berkly the week before. Wonders what they'll change the travel dates to for the east coast trip this summer...* Curses they changed the travel dates for August! August in Rhode Island *melts* I can do 100 in the dry high country of Cali for month but I will never get used to humidity I don't think my poor very dead brain after that summer camp will be able to survive a car trip up there unless my parents let me go on my own (or with good freinds!) So I don't think I'll make it on eaither coast this year saddly. Though I will be going to Monmath again for OASC summer camp since that's not brain numbing.

Apologies for my few days of muddled thinking, but the Florida Cookout is BACK ON, as it's always been.

A combination of stresses had left me depressed and nasty, and many people were victimized by it, including those planning on coming to the Florida party. I am sorry.

I promise that it will not happen again. Or if it does, smack me and remind me not to be selfish because of Nature. I do want to have you guys visit and have a good time.

argh!!!!!!!!!!
i cannot attend this year's cookout. very unfortunate, unless furthur notice. which seems unlikely.
sorry to all who expected me. (thank you Dark-O, for offering me the ride, but i can't make it)

I received my invitation from Lady Tesser to the Florida exposition on Friday. It appears my father and I will be going as long as current circumstances remain immutable.

The trip has yet to be fully finalized, however. I need to book our plane tickets soon, among many other things I'd rather not list at the moment.

Bad news.

My parents said I cant go...MY PARENTS ARE f***ING STUPID!

My stepmom is always telling me to do whatever it takes to excel and better myself. So, I'm taking summer school, totally voluntarily. My stepmom says I'll do absolutely HORRIBLE because I dont have the right "attitude" (bitch) for it, and she doesnt wanna pay 125 bucks for me to go and fail.

So, (after I talked dad into paying for it) she says I'm gonna miss some of it because of their oh-so-important trip to Laguna Beach. If I miss ONE f***ING SESSION, I fail it all and it wasnt MY attitude that lost her the $125. I tell her "hell no. I hate the beach. I'll stay here."

So, I'm staying here, with one of her best friends...and I'm grounded because I'm not going on vacation with them, because school is more important to me than going to f***ing California and staying inside for a week because I burn instantly.

So, I cant come because my parents are f***tards.

Well, up to the day of, actually. There are a few coming here anyway, so another person is always welcomed.

Want me to send you an invite so you have the info? (Need address.)

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Originally posted by Shaoblane Bad news. My parents said I cant go...MY PARENTS ARE f***ING STUPID! My stepmom is always telling me to do whatever it takes to excel and better myself. So, I'm taking summer school, totally voluntarily. My stepmom says I'll do absolutely HORRIBLE because I dont have the right "attitude" (bitch) for it, and she doesnt wanna pay 125 bucks for me to go and fail. So, (after I talked dad into paying for it) she says I'm gonna miss some of it because of their oh-so-important trip to Laguna Beach. If I miss ONE f***ING SESSION, I fail it all and it wasnt MY attitude that lost her the $125. I tell her "hell no. I hate the beach. I'll stay here." So, I'm staying here, with one of her best friends...and I'm grounded because I'm not going on vacation with them, because school is more important to me than going to f***ing California and staying inside for a week because I burn instantly. So, I cant come because my parents are f***tards.

Awww don't worry Lizard I am sure we can work something out and help get you to the CookOut. On top of that your going to do fine in summer school! I know you can do it! Don't listen to what they were saying because you are so doing the right thing to get a better education Tony and I supoort you 100%! Just hang in there!

-Beth

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Originally posted by BethMcBeth quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane Bad news. My parents said I cant go...MY PARENTS ARE f***ING STUPID! My stepmom is always telling me to do whatever it takes to excel and better myself. So, I'm taking summer school, totally voluntarily. My stepmom says I'll do absolutely HORRIBLE because I dont have the right "attitude" (bitch) for it, and she doesnt wanna pay 125 bucks for me to go and fail. So, (after I talked dad into paying for it) she says I'm gonna miss some of it because of their oh-so-important trip to Laguna Beach. If I miss ONE f***ING SESSION, I fail it all and it wasnt MY attitude that lost her the $125. I tell her "hell no. I hate the beach. I'll stay here." So, I'm staying here, with one of her best friends...and I'm grounded because I'm not going on vacation with them, because school is more important to me than going to f***ing California and staying inside for a week because I burn instantly. So, I cant come because my parents are f***tards. Awww don't worry Lizard I am sure we can work something out and help get you to the CookOut. On top of that your going to do fine in summer school! I know you can do it! Don't listen to what they were saying because you are so doing the right thing to get a better education Tony and I supoort you 100%! Just hang in there! -Beth

Drivers ed. Still cant go....

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Psssssssssst. Someone give me four hundred dollars! Trevor says he'll do it with me, but I cant do it if I cant pay for it!

Besides, even if you did show up to take me, Sherry wouldnt let me go, just because she's my guardian. Who CARES how it affects my social life, as long as I get a horrible lesson in just how much power she has over me.
Come ON! Shelby used to come to my house to pick me up for school at 7:45 (before I got licensed) so I could get to school early. (School starts at 8:45, 3 kids to drop off and be at work by nine, I have ELEVEN detentions because of being late because of Sherry's "No one leaves until 8:20 rule." And, who the hell CARES if I'm on my last warning before I get a detention. She literally SLAMS the door in Shelby's face and says I'm not leaving. I say why not, she says "because I said so." They've met Shelby countless times, they helped him buy a telescope for astronomy. But, Sherry has to have absolute power over who breathes, when, and for how long.

I
AM
NOT
GOING!

wow.... maybe you can create a manaquin of yourself, escape to the cookout, and hope nobody notices that your not talking and/or moving....

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Originally posted by Captain Maw wow.... maybe you can create a manaquin of yourself, escape to the cookout, and hope nobody notices that your not talking and/or moving....

Better yet, know any petite long-haired blondes with small breasts who wants to make five bucks?

Hye shao!

squeeze yourself in a suitcase then mail yourelf to either florida or the west coast! it works everytime girl!

Zola, are you still planning to do it on July 9th?

I need to know the date so that I can see if it interferes with Rail Camp or not. >_>;;