Santa's Slay

Zopwx2 12-28-2004 10:15 PM
I think I may have found the most retarded premise for a movie:

"Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with a angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people."

Goldberg as in the jewish wrestler goldberg.......

See Big Red

See His Sleigh

Also staring:

Fran Drescher (The Nanny)
Chris Kattan (SNL)
James Caan (Sonny Corleone)
Hienrich Ele 12-28-2004 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Michael Seebach: [Zopwx2]
I think I may have found the most retarded premise for a movie:

Yes, but Santa going on a rampage is always entertaining, though probably not enough to make me go out and see it...
BethMcBeth 12-29-2004 06:46 PM
Chancwes are that if I am to see this I will wait until its on TV and such, although it sort of sounds lame and funny too! ^_~"
COHugh 12-29-2004 09:25 PM
Taocder? Hmm... Doesn't quite roll off the tongue... Wink

There are certain categories of movies I have:

Dude! I must see this!
Cool... I'll go see it.
Ok, if a girl I'm trying to impress drags me to it...
I'm waiting for the video.
I'm waiting for someone dumb enough to rent it for me.
Only if I'm drunk, someone's dumb enough to rent it, and my eyelids are taped open.

Take a wild guess where this one lies. Big Grin
Zopwx2 12-29-2004 11:00 PM
The Big Finale 12-29-2004 11:01 PM
This is undeniably the worst idea for anything that I've ever seen.

Utterly pathetic.

EDIT: Until I saw that last picture. It's funny, but it also makes me want to cry.
COHugh 12-30-2004 12:01 AM

THAT, my friends, is COMEDY!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
Avenir 12-30-2004 12:55 AM
I saw that several months ago. A funny yet frightening Photoshop gag. Shocked
Big Money 12-30-2004 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Michael Seebach: [Zopwx2]

Were this real, The Rock would play Protoman and Arnie would play Bass.

And Santa's Sleigh looks at once hilarious and terrifying.
Wazpy 12-24-2005 03:24 PM
I think I actually first heard about this movie here, but it's about wrestler Goldberg as a demon Santa. I've been waiting for it since last Christmas, but it seems to have sneaked out months ago. Did anyone see it?
Amaya-chan 12-24-2005 05:10 PM
No, and after seeing this site about it, I don't think I want to.
Zopwx2 12-24-2005 06:06 PM

[Edit: Thanks, threads merged. --Krang]