it would suck if i got killed by a...

Avenir 02-25-2005 12:42 AM
A Greenpeace representative.
Jabberwiccy 02-25-2005 12:51 PM
An optical mouse. Not the cord, mind you, just the mouse.
Avenir 03-10-2005 03:03 PM
Any method for an unfathomable reason. Oh Well
BethMcBeth 03-11-2005 01:56 AM
By the taking over the world by eBay!!!!
Generalissimo D 03-13-2005 04:37 PM
Cole tripping on something in his bathroom during a video, causing him to expose himself, which the resulting image in turn would cause eye cancer. Or, same scenario but with him twirling a katana and accidentaly lodging it in Dingo's head, causing his blood to cause and electric chain reaction that eventually causes COHugh to die from computer withdrawl and then falling into a batch of brownies, which I then eat and die from food poisoning.
Darkside 03-13-2005 07:20 PM
...by a pack of angry Canadian tree weasels
BethMcBeth 03-14-2005 04:08 AM
By Various Meat Products Cooked and Un-Cooked
Avenir 03-14-2005 04:46 AM
quote:
Originally posted by BigOZ
Cole tripping on something in his bathroom during a video, causing him to expose himself, which the resulting image in turn would cause eye cancer. Or, same scenario but with him twirling a katana and accidentaly lodging it in Dingo's head, causing his blood to cause and electric chain reaction that eventually causes COHugh to die from computer withdrawl and then falling into a batch of brownies, which I then eat and die from food poisoning.


It could happen. Roll Eyes
Captain Maw 03-29-2005 03:40 PM
by tons of manure in the Czech Republic
BethMcBeth 03-29-2005 09:56 PM
Too much cake and ice cream
Ace of Spades 03-29-2005 10:49 PM
A Tub full of Baked Beans
Fujiko 03-30-2005 12:09 AM
Being with other people in that tub who have just eaten beans...then the tub starts to bubble...you know, asphixiation...[sp?]
Generalissimo D 03-30-2005 04:12 PM
Looking in the mirror only to see myself with a pretty face, and falling down the stairs from the heartattack that ensues.
Captain Maw 03-30-2005 10:45 PM
by a Canadian penny.
Avenir 04-01-2005 12:28 PM
An April Fools prank.
ebie 04-02-2005 03:05 AM
a silver straw!
Pero_Is_Crying 04-09-2005 08:54 AM
...Mr. Rogers.

He did fight in Viet Nam, you know. SOMEBODY was probably killed by our puppet loving, sweater wearing, friend of children everywhere. Of course, now I guess it would have to be Zombie Mr. Rogers dealing death. Didn't he die a few years back?
Avenir 04-09-2005 02:18 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Pero_Is_Crying
...Mr. Rogers.

He did fight in Viet Nam, you know. SOMEBODY was probably killed by our puppet loving, sweater wearing, friend of children everywhere. Of course, now I guess it would have to be Zombie Mr. Rogers dealing death. Didn't he die a few years back?


Heh, that's a scary thought. And yes, he died in either early 2003 or late 2002 if my memory serves me right.

Now, it would truly suck if one were killed by one of my R. Avenirs or R. COHughs (IRC reference). Wink
paul1290 04-09-2005 06:27 PM
Micromillimeter waves!

No, I'm not kidding. That particular type of radiation would cause a really slow and painful death. It causes all the heat and pain receptors in the skin to emit a false alarm so it would feel like your being branded by a hot iron exept it's all over you!!! Then you would feel that pain constantly over the next several hours as the radiation slowly kills you, slowly killing every cell in your body!!!
despairagus 04-13-2005 04:01 PM
It would suck if I got killed by a dollar bill. I'm not sure why it would suck, it just would.

...my second choice would be Walt Disney. He lives with me, you know.