it would suck if i got killed by a...

by a giant stay-puff mushmellow man like in ghostbusters! lol

A angry shoe stomping teenage kid with steel boots.

It'a a foggy day. Someone spits off a skyscraper, lands on a pigeon, who, flies away, shedding a feather. The feather flies down, and collects dust. On it's way down, it gets urinated on by a rabid crow. The sharp end of the feather flies down. as you stare at it in amazement of the beauty of the world, it pokes you in the eye, urine, dust, and parasites on the feather pouring into your eye. grasping it in pain, and stuttering backwards, you trip and fall, landing on a sharp spike in the ground. Being the middle of the road on a foggy day, you see a snowplow with it's plow down heading your way. unable to get up, all you can do is experience a "it would suck if i got killed by a..." death.
Fin.

A falling poodle. You would forever be known as the poodle man.

(I forget if anyone already did this one. Probably. I doubt it's that obscure a reference.)

by a sandbox

Being impaled in the skull with a long metal pole.

See House of Wax for more, say, details.

...an insane clown posse.

Not the band, just a group of badass clowns.

*hears honking in the distance* O.o

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Originally posted by M.S._Feather ...an insane clown posse. Not the band, just a group of badass clowns. *hears honking in the distance* O.o

That's hilarious, but it would be a terrible death.

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A murderer clad in a Micky Mouse costume.

*walks around in new screen name for the first time*
Wow! it feels nice!

I think it would suck to be killed by tripping behind your TV and being strangled from all the wires...

By the doctors who mess up with their practice....

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Originally posted by BethMcBeth By the doctors who mess up with their practice....

Thanks for reminding me Beth.


The extra set of strong painkillers prescribed to me by the doctor today.

I believe it's already been mentioned before, but I suppose it will have to suffice....

A Gundam.

choking on a penny, knowing you'd get killed by a 1 cent.

By a ventriloquist act gone wrong...

...a mob of golf club wielding Scotsmen in kilts. But at least while they're delivering the final blows...I’ll be able to look up their skirts.

The ubiquitous plummeting piano.

A sheep covered in caramel, with spiked hooves.

A renegade herd of cows, all of which not only have rabies but come at the exact same time I'm enjoying a nice juicy steak.
(I only imagine one of them are yelling something like, "SHE'S KILLED AUNT BERTRICE! YOU EVIL HUMAN, HOW COULD YOU?!?!")

Your great great great... Your mother!

An icecream truck which was acctually driven by some insane psycho serial killer who used the icecream in the back of his truck to kill his victoms.