| BigRoomA | 02-06-2005 09:43 PM |
"R.DOROTHY CELEBRATES SUPER BOWL"
A Big O fanfic by BigRoomA.
R.Dorothy Wayneright is parked in front of the TV watching Super Bowl 39 as the New England Patriots are about to win Super Bowl 39. In front of her is a load of Super Bowl party food put there by Megan the maid a few hours before the start of the big game.
On the table was a few bags of popcorn, several cans of soda, a couple of plates of salami and ham as well as seven cans of pringles potato chips. Four of them were sour cream and onion and the rest were ranch style.
It's the fourth quarter and the Philadelphia Eagles just gave up a interception with less than twenty seconds left. Dorothy gets up fast and celebrates by pumping her fist and making dog barking noises.
"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" she chanted. "GO, NEW ENGLAND!! WHOOO!!"
From the kitchen came Roger Smith.
"What the heck are you doing, Dorothy?" he asked.
"I'm celebrating a Super Bowl moment, Roger."
"Oh, I thought you were having an ulcer."
Then the clock ran out after Tom Brady went down on one knee to end the game.
"YES!!! WE WIN!! I'M SO HAPPY, ROGER SMITH!! WHOO-HOOO!! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!!"
Dorothy ran all over the room, pumping her arm in the air in celebration.
"She oughta get fifteen yards for excessive celebration."
Dorothy came back in and sat down just like always, with a deadpan look in her eyes.
"That was a great game, Roger Smith. Did you enjoy yourself?" Dorothy asked.
"I just got back from a conference in Binghamton. I was too busy to watch the big game."
Dorothy got up and started to celebrate all over again.
Roger just went into his room and went to bed.
THE END.
(New England Patriots-2005 Super Bowl Champions).
A Big O fanfic by BigRoomA.
R.Dorothy Wayneright is parked in front of the TV watching Super Bowl 39 as the New England Patriots are about to win Super Bowl 39. In front of her is a load of Super Bowl party food put there by Megan the maid a few hours before the start of the big game.
On the table was a few bags of popcorn, several cans of soda, a couple of plates of salami and ham as well as seven cans of pringles potato chips. Four of them were sour cream and onion and the rest were ranch style.
It's the fourth quarter and the Philadelphia Eagles just gave up a interception with less than twenty seconds left. Dorothy gets up fast and celebrates by pumping her fist and making dog barking noises.
"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" she chanted. "GO, NEW ENGLAND!! WHOOO!!"
From the kitchen came Roger Smith.
"What the heck are you doing, Dorothy?" he asked.
"I'm celebrating a Super Bowl moment, Roger."
"Oh, I thought you were having an ulcer."
Then the clock ran out after Tom Brady went down on one knee to end the game.
"YES!!! WE WIN!! I'M SO HAPPY, ROGER SMITH!! WHOO-HOOO!! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!!"
Dorothy ran all over the room, pumping her arm in the air in celebration.
"She oughta get fifteen yards for excessive celebration."
Dorothy came back in and sat down just like always, with a deadpan look in her eyes.
"That was a great game, Roger Smith. Did you enjoy yourself?" Dorothy asked.
"I just got back from a conference in Binghamton. I was too busy to watch the big game."
Dorothy got up and started to celebrate all over again.
Roger just went into his room and went to bed.
THE END.
(New England Patriots-2005 Super Bowl Champions).









