Can anyone read Japanese?

Found this Japanese website, here. First the talk about the english version of Big O, I think they make fun of it. Second they talk about a Big O movie, is it actual information or just speculation?

If you don't speak Japanese and wanna take a crack at reading it in Engrish click here. Good luck.

Keanu as Roger!? Sharon Stone as Angel!? Don't make me laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh too late

I could see Sharon Stone as Angel....if the film were made 20 years ago. Keanu as Roger though? That's just terrible casting. Roger's not a stoner. And I NEVER want him to say "Whoa".

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Gym carry

O_O;;

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Gordon || Un SONY Û×­ó¹ which freely used SFX

O.o;;;;

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However it is helpless. After all, as an ideal the kana whose it is best in originally dubbing artist position to perform with English.

WTF?! o.o;;; WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN x_X;;;


>_<

Oh yes that "Gym Carry" is ready to act!

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You know, that IS an almost rediculously awesome picture.

That strangely works. But, can you imagine Keanu Reeves as Roger? That'd just be...ugh, I can't imagine it. You take a wonderful, colorful character like Roger and then stick a one-dimensional man who can't act in his role. That would not be showing Big O any mercy. It'd be an insult.

The next Roger Smith? Let's just say that isn't a cigarette.

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Put those in the Funny Picture thread. Now.

[edit] Who likes my new sig?

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Originally posted by Big Money Who likes my new sig?

I like your sig. Hmm, this weekend, I'll make a composite of all the actors for the "movie". Maybe it'd make a good avatar. Hmm. I'll take the pictures of Keanu Smith and Beck Carey. But, I need whoever else is listed. Hmm, Angel Stone and others. BTW (doesn't feel like sorting through engrish) who is slated to play Dorothy?

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Originally posted by Wienberg I like your sig. Hmm, this weekend, I'll make a composite of all the actors for the "movie". Maybe it'd make a good avatar. Hmm. I'll take the pictures of Keanu Smith and Beck Carey. But, I need whoever else is listed. Hmm, Angel Stone and others. BTW (doesn't feel like sorting through engrish) who is slated to play Dorothy?

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??? properly the youngest daughter of the full house we would like to see the twins

Sounds like one of the Olsen Twins. Ugh, that would kill me.

Well, they are about the right height, build and age. And it'd be about time they got some decent acting roles. Ack, what am I saying.....*shoots self in head for defending bad acting choices*

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Originally posted by Piano Black The next Roger Smith? Let's just say that isn't a cigarette.

Roger doesn't carry a gun because he knows Kung Fu.

I would personally like to see 'Gym' Carry as Eugene.

I can just see him go "Where's my Kitty? Oh, give me back my BABY!"

But then again, thats just me

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Keanu as Roger!?

"Roger and Dorothy's bogus negotiation. Coming this fall"

ROFL Piano!!!!

That's hilarioius and sad at the same time.... I swear, to me Keanu will always be Ted no matter how many movies he's in! Definitely NOT roger...

Great pic tho!